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		<title>Urine For a Real Treat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The sound of the rain falling outside my window right now is delightful, as is the occasional crash of thunder. Oh, I&#8217;m sorry, that&#8217;s coming from my speakers. LA is known for many things, but a peaceful thunderstorm every once in a while is not among them. I&#8217;ve never been in a thunderstorm with anyone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Getting There: Baby Steps</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I heard once that when you&#8217;re trying to find something, the best way to do so is to stop looking for it. As of late, I have found myself trying to find things about me that have gone dormant. My sense of humor. The flow of words from my fingers on the keyboard. As I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Change of Seasons</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Obvious
It would appear that, in my absence, I forgot that I could write for the internet. So to clarify for anyone who may not follow me elsewhere around the internet, I&#8217;m still alive and kicking, sort of.
The Burnout
It should come as a surprise to none (though it was something of a surprise to me) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No. Way.</title>
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It&#8217;s been over a month since I posted anything here. Hello, unplanned hiatus. I can&#8217;t promise to post more soon at this point, as I have my comprehensive exams for grad school next month and, for all intents and purposes, I&#8217;m freaking out like some twelve-year-old girl who just saw Leonardo Di Caprio. Wait. Robert [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t You Mess Around With Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Your oldest brother is married now, right?&#8221;
Those seven words were the start of a conversation I never imagined I would have: one that involved a nearly 30 year old woman hitting on me.
&#8220;I used to have this life plan, see, and it&#8217;s not gone at all like I thought it would, you know? If your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rockytimewarp.com/2009/12/dont-you-mess-around-with-me/</link>
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		<title>The Trouble With Glee</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Like any good queen, I&#8217;ve been keeping up fairly religiously with Glee. I mostly enjoy it, despite never buying into that whole &#8216;high school is the best time of your life&#8217; bullshit (not that the show does, either; I&#8217;ve just had too many conversations with people who think back to high school with decidedly too [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rockytimewarp.com/2009/11/the-trouble-with-glee/</link>
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		<title>Bad, Bessie! Bad, Bad Bessie!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some people would take one look at today, see the partly cloudy seventy-five degree weather outside, and jump for joy at the opportunity to spend the day outside because they have the entire day off. I am not such a person, but not for the reasons you might think. You see, I really am that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rockytimewarp.com/2009/11/bad-bessie-bad-bad-bessie/</link>
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		<title>Have a Little Vanity</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Please forgive the poor quality of the pictures. I took them with my phone camera because, well, I was kind of too lazy to use my regular camera. Plus I didn&#8217;t exactly plan this, and the only reason I had taken the pictures was to have a visual reference when I was shopping. I&#8217;ve never [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Viva la Drag!!!</title>
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October 30, 2009. The day I unleashed my inner drag queen. Replete with a dress designed just for me, a fully stuffed chest, a bouncy hairdo, fabulous make-up, and four-inch heels. In other words, it was me at my fiercest. And oh, what a time it was, as clearly evidenced here by this glamorous shot [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rockytimewarp.com/2009/10/viva-la-drag/</link>
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		<title>Alarming</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep.
I can only assume that that&#8217;s the sound of an unplanned almost one-month hiatus on this website. The amount of shit flowing through my brain1 has been staggering, really, and I&#8217;ve had every reason to want to write every day. Only I&#8217;ve been devoid of any energy to really do so, and I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rockytimewarp.com/2009/10/alarming/</link>
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