October 2008

In other news, Beck’s beer is now sponsoring nuns.

by Phil on October 31, 2008

I bet they’re more fun when they’re drunk.

by Phil on October 27, 2008

I think, since she’s going to Bible College, it’s safe to say she’d renounce me anyway.

by Phil on October 24, 2008

Getting all up in that.

by Phil on October 20, 2008

An all-expenses paid vacation is in order right about now.

by Phil on October 19, 2008

And then they were all “See? If we allow the gays to marry, this guy’s going to want to marry his air purifier next!”

by Phil on October 16, 2008

The Santa Ana Winds can kiss my ass.

by Phil on October 13, 2008

Being Merch Gurl for the Merch Girl

by Phil on October 10, 2008

No wit for the exhausted.

by Phil on October 6, 2008

The one where I start screaming and then finally calm down.

by Phil on October 2, 2008