September 2008

Trying to imagine a brain naked has not helped me any.

by Phil on September 29, 2008

Out of my mind, be back in five.

by Phil on September 29, 2008

Perez Philton here, in a rare blog about pop culture.

by Phil on September 26, 2008

I’m pretty sure none of them was wearing a bra, either.

by Phil on September 24, 2008

On the plus side, I DID get to buy a tea kettle that’s spotted like a cow.

by Phil on September 23, 2008

I prefer to think of it as “extreme yoga.”

by Phil on September 19, 2008

The next person who says “what happened to you” will be bitch-slapped by my crutch.*

by Phil on September 18, 2008

“You know what, why don’t you take off all your clothes while you’re in the waiting room, just for the sake of efficiency.”

by Phil on September 17, 2008

Your food makes me want to exercise my Orbicularis oris.

by Phil on September 15, 2008

Bringing new meaning to the Can-Can

by Phil on September 13, 2008

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