Phil | September 29, 2006
Dear Skittles,
I am writing with regard to one of your more recent products within the last couple of years. I’m not talking about your disgusting ice cream flavored Skittles, no. I’m talking about your Skittles Gum. Whoever gave you the idea that a gum form of Skittles would be a smash hit should be lynched. [...]
Phil | September 27, 2006
In accord with the unspoken rules of salesmanship, I broke someone’s heart yesterday. And unreasonable as it may seem, I feel like a terrible person for it. Guilt has enveloped my very soul in a manner I have as yet never, until now, had to experience.
It started out as an ordinary day. I went to [...]
Phil | September 25, 2006
*Disclaimer: If you or anyone close to you happens to be a supporter of that activity known as dance aerobics, or happens to like mornings in general, and/or possess little or no sense of humor, you would do best to read no further. If you choose to read further, you do so at your own [...]
Phil | September 22, 2006
Wednesday was a rather interesting day, to say the least. While it started out just like any other day, the moment I stepped off the bus I knew I was in for something different. That something was an avalanche of men dressed in suits with nicely parted hair and glasses. Indeed, it was the Gideons!
If [...]
Phil | September 18, 2006
Over the weekend, I was reeducated about what it means to be a true control freak. The key word there is “freak.” As in one who is so over-the-top that it’s very near impossible to consider that one human. I’m not even close to kidding.
As fortune would have it, I had to take the GRE [...]
Phil | September 13, 2006
As much as everyone whines about how much they hate spam, I’ve come to notice that there’s a certain amount of brilliance involved in it. I’m not saying that there’s a lot (of brilliance, that is; I probably get enough spam to outnumber the total number of utters on cows in the whole world, and [...]
Phil | September 9, 2006
As you may or may not know, I recently had the golden opportunity to see Lostprophets in concert. Lostprophets started out as a band who simply caugt me attention with a catchy tune on the radio called “Shinobi Vs. Dragon Ninja” (based on a popular video game, oddly enough). It was downhill from there, buying [...]
Phil | September 5, 2006
Tune in, music fans! It’s time now for a fun game involving music. My friend Cameron assigned me the letter H, and I will proceed to list ten songs beginning with the letter H, momentarily. If you’d like to play along, let me know in a comment and I’ll assign you a letter.
Here I go, [...]
Phil | September 3, 2006
The Wise Man in me (Inner Wise Man?) wants to say that you should not let things get to you. That life is surely too short to dwell on things that could possibly be considered annoying in any way, shape, or form. That letting something get to you is the worst form of allowing things [...]
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